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July 13

Bree Maddox watch - Part 17

On Sunday morning I wasn’t even out of bed yet and received a text from my best buddy and omnipotent media being David to let me know of a photo that was printed in STM Magazine. Many other people emailed in about it as well. Looks like Bree Maddox was out on the weekend at the Tarvydas King Street store launch, and… oh. my. god.

“Shit. The maid forgot to take my haute couture dress to the drycleaners. Oh, that’s alright, I’ll just wear this piece of cloth I found on the ground after Amateur Drag Night at The Court.”

… and pictured with the Mayor of Perth too! Great work. I actually needed a tie-in to legitimise posting that photo, and here it is: Police cars clog restricted gay bar zones.

Perth City Council concedes its parking inspectors have no power to ticket police cars that clog no-standing and one-hour zones outside socialite Bree Maddox’s inner-city gay bar.

The article brings up a few points I agree with, particularly because I’ve personally seen police cars scream dangerously past the alfresco area outside The Court. Not to mention police motorcycles I have also seen mount the curb and then drive along the footpath. There only needs to be one tipsy person who takes a mistimed step and it could all go wrong.

Bree doesn’t comment in the article on account of The Court’s good relationship with the police, and I can appreciate why she didn’t. With police cars all around it gives The Court a sense of security. Although, I could be totally wrong and Bree was actually doing a bit of persuasion work at the Tarvydas store launch:

Bree Maddox: Oi, Lisa… get those police cars away from my bar or you’ll be sorry. There could be an unfortunate accidental gust of wind and my top will fly right off! It’s only secured by a rubber band and some scotch tape you know!

Lisa Scaffidi: Please, don’t do it Bree, I don’t want to see that! There’s nothing I can do… it’s out of the jurisdiction of our parking inspectors… pleeeease spare me!

Photographer: Ladies can I take your photo for STM magazine?

Bree Maddox: SMILE AND DON’T SAY A WORD LISA!

Of course that’s all a joke and never happened, or maybe…

The gay agenda Tags: fashion, nudity, police, the court, the scene

July 13

For the fantasy inclined

Winter is the best time to dress up because you can strip or layer as your heart desires without the sweat and sticky heat. SPANK! Productions have some awesome costume nights in the coming weeks. First, the next installment in the SHAMELESS! Series at Connections, ‘Mental Oriental’ (fb1 | fb2). This Saturday night - $10 before 1am, $20 thereafter.

I don’t know which tag line I like best: A night of sweet and sour eastern naughtiness! or Join the steamy throngs of Asia’s red light districts!. Either way, you’re going to get it on like a gangland geisha. Other dress ideas include lap dancers, ladyboys, ninjas, pole dancers, ping-pong artistes and Seoul sistas. I would LOVE to see some one dress up as a slutty ninja. I don’t exactly know how that would work but I’m sure it’s awesome. Your incentive to take on the slutty ninja challenge is the $250 prize which goes to the best dressed attendee.

If you like your dress up a little heavier, SPANK! are also putting on their next fetish and fantasy party: ‘Doctors and Nurses’ (web) on Saturday 22 August. The night will include a performance by top international fetish model Emily Marilyn, plus a Flesh Rubber ‘Medical Mayhem’ demo, Male Slave Strip, Dungeon, and Hysterical Healthchecks by Nurses Depravity & Deviance. I told you this dress up was a little heavier.

Unlike SHAMELESS!, the regular SPANK! parties have a very strict dress code so if you’re not in costume, no entry. Of course it’s an 18+ event and you’ll need to buy a ticket beforehand. All the details are on the SPANK! website.

Out and about Tags: alternative nights, connections, events, fetish, nightlife, nudity, sex, spank

July 4

Weekend YouTube

For your pleasure.

Random Tags: nudity, youtube

May 2

spank me shameless in detention at connections

So, we’ve had women in uniform, and a gay fairy tale prom… it really is time to turn up the slut-o-meter and get kinky with our Perth dress up events. Introducing DETENTION at Connections on the 9th May.

Now stick with me while I explain all of these names: DETENTION is the first night in a new series of events called SHAMELESS run by Spank! Productions. Got that? If you received your Connections Communique this week you will know the DETENTION launch night is going with a kinky schoolyard theme:

We want to see some buffed up jocks, cute teachers pets, dominating headmistresses, nerds with attitude and plenty of sluts on the strutt

Not to blow my own trumpet but I fall into ALL of those categories. Dress up events go down well this time of year as the nights get cooler and you can wear more clothes but still be a slut about it. So come along, and come early - doors open at 8.00pm. And whatever you do, don’t wear that same white shirt and black tie you wore to gay prom… at least put a bondage collar or leather crotchless chaps on. It’s more fun that way - plus there’s a prize for best dressed.

If you’ve already discovered your hedonistic side and enjoy some good quirky fun, Spank! Productions also put on regular fetish and fantasy parties. These are gay-friendly nights where individual imagination and diversity is encouraged, and it’s not just about leather and BDSM. Check out the Spank! website or Facebook group for more.

Out and about Tags: alternative nights, connections, events, nightlife, northbridge, nudity, sex, the scene

April 13

Connections backroom spread open and exposed

On Thursday night the mystery of the Connections mens only backroom was revealed! I popped along to the event (for research purposes only) and snapped this photo of what was going on inside:

Just kidding. I don’t actually have any photos because there really wasn’t all that much happening in there. For the most part it was a revolving door of gays entering, exclaiming “ewwwww”, sometimes staying for a few nervous giggles then leaving. The light was so low all I could see were the edges of shoulders and jeans thrusting in unknown directions. Very few people. I didn’t see any condoms being handed out… hrm.

Now that we’re over the back room anticlimax some other points of the night. Great music but pills were being popped in every direction and it got a tad annoying having to scrape across gurners. There was a strip show (above) but you know, the stipper looked pretty damn bored, if not uncomfortable. I wonder if he gets so many female hands molesting him when he walks through a crowd at a hens night.

For the rest of the weekend I have been in an ethanol induced stupor, here’s me drunk off my ass doing a whirlwind media tour and showing the website to a lecture hall of thousands of ethnographic research academics. Not one of them was opposed to entering a back room, I swear.

Upcoming things you should be interested in:

• The April WAX Magazine is out. Apparently there is a really good article about some blogging media whore being punched in the head for being gay.
• The Glamfest movie festival starts this Wednesday night!
• Pride WA wants more members, you get a 50% discount off backroom Connections admission if you join.
• The Uni of Queensland is doing a study on the relationships of same sexers which you should participate in. It’s kind of more important than a “what type of greeting card are you” quiz on facebook. I’m a sympathy card.

Out and about Tags: connections, events, gay cinema, gay community, nightlife, nudity, sex, the scene, wax magazine

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