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July 18

Bree Maddox watch - Part 2749

Update: It seems PerthNow’s GirlBoyBlog are using Bree’s breasts as their promotional logo! Wow. —>

That gag reflex picture of Bree Maddox sparked a fair amount of conversation this week. Namely, this blog post on PerthNow.

Should there come a point in your life where you should cover your “assets” up and start dressing more conservatively?

At first glance the post doesn’t actually mention Bree Maddox, then BANG name drops in the last few paragraphs, along with… HOLY BEJESUS A HIGH RESOLUTION VERSION OF THE PHOTO. Like all blogs run by massive old-media corporations the post offers no real insight, but there are some entertaining comments from readers.

When asking for those comments PerthNow’s Girlblogger chimes in “please don’t be biased this is about what she wears only. Try not to be offensive I don’t think she’d appreciate it. Cheers”. Despite the warning, PerthNow dosen’t seem to have anyone moderating reader comments:

I wish she would just go away and stop trying so hard to be a society girl. The papers should stop feeding her ego and calling her a socialite, she’s no more a socialite than I am, its a stupid self inflating term that has no substance, just like Bree. She’s just a tacky try hard who basically does not have what it takes to be attractive at all. No matter what she wears or what angle the photo takes her in, she is downright plain ugly. Still, what do you expect from a former Penthouse Pet! Go away Bree now and stay out of the papers!!!
Brianna of Western Suburbs
Wed 15 Jul 09 (01:41pm)

Harsh! Because I’m not a total asshole, here’s a photo of Bree looking quite nice actually.

Random Tags: media, stupid, the court, the scene

July 2

News from the gutter

Incase you didn’t hear, I died. That’s why there were no updates for a week. But hey I have some juicy goss to mark my return.

If you were at The Court Wednesday night you would have witnessed a huge public discretion between a certain resident drag queen and a member of the audience. The conflict came from one side, and it didn’t involve your everyday drag banter; it was a full on verbal tirade with no regard for slander or libel laws or microphone volume. The amateur drag audience was all watching.

There’s a backstory to this incident and we can all learn a lesson from it: never become friends with benefits with a dried up drag queen, because later when you don’t feel like having sex with her anymore, she’ll try to blackmail you with those raunchy webcam videos you took. Then, if you try to blackmail her back, she’ll try to make a fool of you on stage at The Court (and fail). Man, I never would have expected such things in innocent ‘lil Perth.

xoxo Gossip Girl

Random Tags: bitching, drag, sex, stupid, the court, the scene

June 4

Perth’s greatest asset

I must be really out of the loop because apparently Perth is home to the most popular user on Myspace Australia. That blabbering horse Louise Mombo (below) presented a story on A Current Affair last week. It was very entertaining*

When you just can’t be bothered trying to scope out all the fantastic indie music and art acts that come out of Perth, or quiet achievements like being the first city in Australia to adopt digital radio - you can always take solace in the fact we have the Aussie Myspace Queen. Hell… uh… yeah!… *cough*

Apparently this has already been covered all over Australian media for the last year, I never realised it because I abandoned myspace long ago, because it’s a hole. I just hope Perth doesn’t become known as the city that ‘whores it all out’. As the myspace queen said in the ACA story (actual word for word quote):

I want to be real online. Like. I don’t want anyone looking at me as some. Like. Object. Or something. Like. If a guy talks to me I know he wants to talk to me because of me, not because of the way I look or how I pose in my pictures. Probably.

I really want to not laugh…. I really do.

Perthtainment Tags: media, perth, stupid

May 24

Promiscuous ATM

Credit to Christopher M for this photo. This is the message the ATM in Connections Nightclub was displaying all weekend. Many people remain unaware that you can contract gonorrhoea and chlamydia in your throat. Looks like a scene boy has been inserting himself inside the cash chute.

Out and about Tags: connections, health, sex, stupid, the scene

May 24

Religion is confusing

Political advertisements in the US are so ridiculous I like to watch them and imagine the type of backlash they’d get if they were played on Australian television. Take for example this pile of garbage from Nation For Marriage:

After watching this video I’m very glad that schools, universities and the internet don’t teach kids new ways of thinking… phft! It only leads to increased confusion when the kids go home and their fundamentalist parents scar them with the death, destruction and incest of The Old Testament. What is more confusing… Two people loving each other and getting married as a symbol of their love, or a virgin giving birth?

These children were only confused after the ranty voiceover started talking, so kids, to clear things up here are the answers you seek:

Boy #1: If grandpa was a girl, he would have gone through a lot of stress following the gender reassignment surgery, please be extra nice to her.
Ranga girl: Hell yes giiiiirrrl! I like your attitude.
Boy #2: What the bible doesn’t say is that Adam actually was ‘Anna’, using a very primitive strap on.
Boy #1 again: If your dad married a man, you wouldn’t exist right now. Try not to think about it too much.
Confused boy: If you feel you are bi-curious, there are many resources available at the Freedom Centre.

The gay agenda Tags: freedom of speech, gay community, gay marriage, gay rights, health, politics, religion, stupid

May 17

Hooray, my curtains won’t fade

Well it’s a shame daylight savings in WA has been killed indefinitely, but at the very least we now have a clearer picture of where most of the state’s idiots are dispersed. Looking at the the referendum results no surprises the electorates within the Perth city who had the most NO votes include Armadale, Cannington, Gosnells, Kwinana, Mandurah, Midland and Rockingham.

Nothing personal if you live in these areas - but you can’t argue against the fact they’re well known for their contributions to Perth’s bogan and teenage mother population… not such a smart bunch. Case in point the pack of drunk Rockingham bogans on my Saturday night train into town: Much to the amusement of all the other passengers, the bogan males were trying to convince the females you’re only gay if you bottom, you aren’t gay if you top. Ahuh, keep telling yourself that boys wink wink, nudge nudge.

So if the person who is responsible for coordinating the mass exodus of young people leaving for the Eastern states in search of daylight savings could please let me know the exit plan - I’ll post the details on the blog.

Oh, and on a completely unrelated note Bree I have a great idea for a new Court event: Sundowner drinks! Oh, wait… nevermind. Thats ok, just keep doing the same old thing you’re doing!

Perthtainment Tags: politics, stupid

May 14

Fun distractions

It’s so easy to laugh at other people’s pain when they’re all the way on the other side of the internet. That’s why I read the Ask Bossy blog. It’s the only decent thing on New Limited’s website. Take for example, I caught my boyfriend looking at she-males on the net… should we still get married? Ahhh….. for sure!

I heard strange noises coming from our study so I pushed opened the door and saw my fiance half naked getting himself off while looking at a porn site named: SheMales-YUM!

The fact some one put the effort into adding “YUM” to the title of that website brings it to a whole new level of funny. Don’t place any bets on that wedding, folks. Be sure to check out the equally entertaining I caught my boyfriend approaching men for sex… what should I do?. Do we really need to spell it out for you, hun?

A few newspapers have piped up that after Home and Away featured a lackluster lesbian kiss Neighbours is ‘copying’ them and doing their own homogametic pash. Problem is, Neighbours have already done the lesbian kiss plot line - twice already! Although, they’ve introduced a new element - this time it’s a lesbian asian person! For more info check out the website InterracialLesboKiss-YUM!

And to be my usual ranty self isn’t this a whole lot of double standard? When are we going to see hot, sexy, family friendly man-on-man pashing during crappy Aussie primetime soap operas? I want to see Harold get down daddy/son style with a barely 18 euro twink he met through manhunt by using a fake photo. Now that is actually real life.

Here is a previous lesbian kiss on Neighbours. I imagine deep within the Channel 10 studios there’s a whole vault full of unused gay kiss scenes that never went to air.

HEY! I can’t be all over Perth all at once so if there is something cool you think would fit in on the blog please email it to me. Doesn’t have to be gay

Random Tags: entertainment, gay news, politics, sex, stupid

May 6

on perth’s d-list

This post is absolute wank, but after a few creepy incidents on Facebook I’m no longer accepting friend requests from total strangers (they all seemed to have started since I began this blog). At least message me first so I know you’re not a psycho or if I’ve actually met you before but forgot (I do that a lot).

If you want to stalk me - use twitter - I keep that public. Or look in the Out & About pages of today’s West Australian. I’m totally a D-list celebrity in Perth. I told you this post would be absolute wank.

Random Tags: internet, perth, stupid

May 5

lesbians are teaching toddlers how to dooo eeeeeiitt

Well, according to this moronic drivel from News Limited.

A BOOK which teaches children about lesbian mums getting pregnant using sperm donors is being pitched at kids as young as two.

The controversial publication, Where Did I Really Come From?, also features a drawing of two gay men holding a baby in a chapter about surrogacy.

I hate it when gay men hold babies! It’s so unsettling and offensive. And so it sexting! If your teenage daughter sexts some one it is guaranteed she will become a lesbian. Spread the moral outrage people!

News Limited’s office seems to have a dedicated phone line straight through to Family First / Focus On The Family / every religious group’s public relations department, because they publish trash like this every time a family group feels they need to irritate the public. The article calls the item in question a “sex instruction book aimed at toddlers”, which is sensationalism at its best.

“It devalues the traditional family unit and at the very least desensitises us,” Focus On The Family spokeswoman Deb Sorensen said yesterday.

Hate to break your belief system there Deb, but the traditional family unit doesn’t actually exist, and hasn’t for a very long time. The issue here is choice: if you want to show this book to your child (the recommended age on the book is two - twelve) then you do that. If you don’t, you don’t. Just don’t smother your beliefs over everyone else’s face. Your lack of tolerance suffocates us.

If you’re allowed to be producing crap like ‘Preventing Homosexuality’ then us heathens should be able to publish our ‘Where Did I Really Come From?’ book. kthx.

Well, now that I got that little tantrum out of me, there was an interesting news story today about a girl in Melbourne who has been allowed to have his breasts removed because he is more comfortable being a boy. He’s been given the androgynous pseudonym of ‘Alex’ because Alex is still underage.

Without knowing too much about the situation, it does seem the Family Court is doing the right thing for Alex’s welfare. If you’re feeling newsey have a read. The Age can’t seem work out which gender preposition to use - it’s almost like they’ve done it on purpose.

Justice Bryant said having breasts constrained Alex socially. She had to avoid being hugged by friends, could not go to the beach and had to wear binding. “So it was quite an impediment to his social development, which everyone thought was very important.”

The gay agenda Tags: freedom of speech, gay news, gay rights, health, religion, stupid, trans

April 17

My immature mind

Photo taken at Harbourtown. I thought the tops would be more expensive since there’s less of them on the scene. No sale price for versatiles.

Random Tags: sex, stupid

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